Phoebe Says

Awhile back, I started keeping track of the outrageous things that come out of Phoebe's mouth. This file has been kicking around on my computer for awhile. Now I'm sharing it with you. I give you Phoebe Says...

Winter 2011
Momma, I need tissue. My nose is runnin' around!

What time is it? It's two three minutes!

What time is it? It's two three months!

I not you friend no more! Good bye!

Abigail is my stister!

Don't kiss my keeks. That's not safe!

I not so big! I so little!

Let's step in the poodle! It's fun!

'Cause that's so great!

Not that shoe, the other one shoe!

I need my beautiful shoes!

2012
I wanna watch Bepunzel. No, Kulan!

Don't call me beautiful baby!

Chugga pugga choo shoo! Forever! Never ever!

Never ever! Good bye!

I need sticky tape please. My body's broken!

I not pretty 'cause I'm naked.

We're sharing together!

Snuggling is fun!

I don't want to taste it – I want to eat it!

You not a little girl momma. You a big girl. I a little girl.

The swing sounds like a baby elephant!

Eat my keeks!

Don't eat my keeks – give 'em back!

My daddy works at the animal zoo to take care of the penguins because he loves them.

Lek me go!

I want my packpack!

Help! Help! My ankle is broken!

I do it myself.

I need sprinkles on my lips!

Collin's so yucky and Kenny's so yucky and my so yucky!

You will never use my hair again!

We maked it with tape-and-glue and sprinkles!

Good bye for never ever!

Don't step in the poodle. I got my beautiful shoes.

I make Phoebe footsteps and Momma footsteps!

It's in the bafume!

You will never use my hair again! For never ever!

You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy. For never ever!

Did you burfed?

I want to watch Cururous George!

You a Momma Phoebe butt.

I don't want pants, I just wanna be in my legs.

Can I play the pinano?

I do it my own!

Put you arm down and tickle my butt!

Bouncing Bagels!

I want doo-doo-doo-doo-Dora!

I'll be right back, in just a couple time.

Wait! I gotta tell you a question!

I burped in my diapy.

I'm a beautiful girl, and Abigail is a beautiful girl, and you a beautiful girl Momma.

I don't want to calm down!

I not whining – I crying.

I need a bandage for my boo-boo so I can feel better.

There's no pee pee in my buns.

Am I bigger enough yet?

Don't get my tiny little butt!

I'm big up to the sky like Daddy!

I need my sweeping horse.

I carry myself!

I burfed in my diaper and it made my tummy rumble.

I feel really a lot yucky.

I not bisgusting!

I a baby bear!

I'm a little poopy head!

He's bery tinety.

Ants are so tinety! They're so cute!

Daddy! Open your head! (she meant mouth)

I misseded you!

Do you hear me twinkling?

You scared the cwap outta me!

My hands have ham soup all over them! (after eating a slice of deli ham)

You crack me up!

That's bisterical!

Oh pickles!

I pooped! What shape is it?

I need a sponge and a hot dog.

When I get my fur like Daddy?

I like baby sola!

Waller (water)

Do you has to poop?

I'm a king. Kings don't love moms. Kings don't love anyone.
Well, baby kings love momma kings and daddy kings.

“Honey, honey, how he grills me”

“Mama mia, my my, how could I forgive you”

My shoe is being a poop!

I'm gonna punch your ass!

My belly is getting big! And my nipples!

Is my body full enough with water? I think so, why? Because I'm thirsty.

I not a sweet potata. I'm Phoebe Elizabeth Oviatt-Mull.

I have baby nipples. When I get bigger will I have Momma nipples?

Did my penis falled off?

Can you change the ga-channel please?

Are you making a girl princess, or a boy princess?

That stinks my nose.

You scared the pasta out of me!

Where is that scurvy big witch that turned the mermaids voice down?

Momma, you're a damn-it!

I want to be a princess when I grow up.

I'm big huge because I growed. Look!

When I grow up I'm gonna marry Collin. Or Grampa.

Oh my cow!

You scared the pasta out of my genitals!

I like my kitchen so badly!

You 'dopted me when I was teeny tinety, right? Or did I crack out of Momma's tummy?

Spring 2013
My butt is scribbling at me.

Abbie, you're unhappying the cat!

Look! They like meach other!

When did I hatch out of your tummy, Momma?

Momma, can I rip your throat out?

5/25/13
I'm large. Well, I'm a little large.

I'm so sad because my thlowers are dead. Why are they dead?Because I pickeded them.

Food goes down my throat, across my blood stream to my foots. Then tiny peoples come out my mouth and I poop all over the ground. Right Momma?

6/25/13
My buns don't like panties.

9/22/13
Can I please see under your buns?

Daddy, can I watch you shave? Sure Are you gonna shave your belly, too?